Evolution is going to bite us in the ass one day.  Of course, we won’t notice it, it’ll just become “normal.”  Do you ever see people walking around with their head down staring, no, mesmerized, no, hypnotized by some handheld electronic device?  I see it so much that I believe evolution will eventually do 3 things to humans:

  1. Make the neck crane at a 90 degree angle forward where the neck meets the shoulders.  This will facilitate constantly staring down, so as to not make it too uncomfortable.
  2. Grow a second set of eyes slightly above the first, so no one has to actually look up while their hypnotized by the electronic device…
  3. The electronic device that is growing out of their hands.

In other words, we’re becoming zombies with high tech gadgets built into our now worthless hands.  Not the blood thirsty kind you see in the stupid movies, but the kind that’s oblivious to anything outside the preferred device being held in the hand.  If only we could grow the second pair of eyes sooner rather than later so I don’t have to keep running into these idiots walking around the cubicle area.

I ran into a whole herd of them the other day, all of them walking single file, “talking” at each other, and each one staring down at some kind of device in their hands, totally unaware that there’s an universe outside the ones and zeros feeding them unnecessary information.  I charged through the middle of them, intentionally bumping into a couple of ‘em, who just shrugged it off, without looking up, and kept on walking.  They must be used to it.  I bet their penis is very lonely, or they have a wife currently at home getting fucked by the pool boy.